Dear Tranny: Hooker In Training

Posted on May 4, 2009 
Filed Under Dear Tranny, Haight Ashbury, Mission, Uncategorized

Advice is a drag, unless you’re seeking guidance from Culturcosm’s campy counselor. Looking for insider know-how on making the best of the Bay? Dear Tranny has just what you need and she always gives it up. Penned by Sandra O. Noshi-Di’n't.deartranny_masthead
Vol. 5: Hooker In Training

qDear Tranny,

I’ve recently been invited to a costume party and have decided to go as a domestic entrepreneur aka hooker. Do you know where I can find a decent outfit and shoes to complete my ensemble?

Hooker In Training (H.I.T.)

aDear H.I.T.,

This is an assignment right up Tranny’s alley. Not that I work there anymore, but I got that look down pat. After all, they don’t call me the Rice Cooker Hooker for nuttin’.

For the gal with more dates than time, the Foxy Lady Boutique in the Mission is an ideal one-stop shop. In addition to their magnum selection of erotic and fetish wear, they’ve got shoes for every kind of working girl. I even got my first pair of hooker heels from Foxy Lady. Don’t be afraid to make a statement. Nothing screams hooker to me more than good ole Lucite.

Another favorite of mine that always delivers the big payoff— New York Apparel in the Haight. This is the place to get your hose cheap. Hosiery, that is, lest you thought I was talking ‘bout the other kind.

If you’re still a little bashful about your newfound passion, you may prefer to shop online. Both Electrique Boutique and Trashy Lingerie carry either the same or similar items found in our neighborhood treasure troves. Just keep in mind, shipping and handling your package will cost extra.

Now, go shop that heart of gold to your inner hooker’s content. Unleash that Pretty Woman! But if you happen to run into Richard Gere, send him my way.

And remember, Tranny knows best.

xoxo
Sandra

Have a question about Bay-area life that’s fit for a queen? Email Sandra at deartranny@culturcosm.com.

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